the ultimate business card

I successfully took down every scrap of Christmas in this apartment and reorganized the abyss of a closet in our hallway. Seriously that closet is good LOOKIN'.

So good, I'm adding it to my business card or... future dating profile but ummm pretty sure dating websites are from the devil, but that's just me.

It will read:

Abigail M.

Graphic Designer, Expert Knitter, Master Whistler (no seriously. i'm friggin AMAZING at whistling.), Specialist Bug Detector, Professional Closet Organizer

I'm also thinking about having this embroidered on a cape. Pillows are for amateurs.

I also watched 5 hours of Glee today... not sayin' i'm proud of it, it just happened.