Friday, November 5, 2010

What happens when your iPhone gets stolen

an ode. in bullet points.

  • you cry
  • you freak out
  • you cry some more
  • you track it with MobileMe
  • you cry before, during, after tracking
  • you imagine punching a 6 year old in the face when you never have before (ask me. it's within reason.) you imagine punching a highschooler turned thief in the face.
  • you imagine punching an entire FAMILY in the face you apologize for thinking about punching an innocent family and their child in the face. sorry. about....that...
  • you cry
  • you're on the computer a LOT more aimlessly wandering between TopSites
  • you forget to check your email for 3 days and when you do you have 29 in your inbox
  • you sigh and stare off into space
  • you pat your pants pockets often
  • you get upset that you now have to redo all your achievements on Angry Birds
  • you get upset because the Halloween version of Angry Birds is now gone from the app store
  • you're glad you have MobileMe to contact your mother because you forgot what her work number is
  • you lose communication with all of your work friends that have iPhones and don't know how to communicate any other way - it's hard to blame them because you were there but you're still sad and a little bitter about it
  • you actually turn on Mail on your iMac because it'll send you the push notification of the beacon message being sent when they finally turn that dang phone on
  • you cry
  • you reconnect with AIM
  • you post on your blog on a Friday night
  • you realize what little social life you had before is now obliterated because you can't text anyone
  • you fiddle with your fingers a lot
  • you finish a knit hat within a day because there's nothing else to do
  • you thank God for synching notes, bookmarks, contacts and calendars
  • you feel disconnected from the entire world
  • you cry. 

1 comment:

  1. omg, abby thank you for making me laugh. you. are. hilarious. p.s. im glad you have your phone back!

    <3, rossie.



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