put the fiber one bars DOWN

So i had a crazy series of dreams last night and I don't remember all of them. But the one this morning was about how these two kids (i have no idea WHO they were) just appeared in my apartment and started wanting food. I made them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches then they started gettin all crazy climbin on stuff. Finally one of the kids climbed on the counter and stole our Fiber One bars (which i like but i don't like THAT much) so i like picked the kid up and tried to pry them out of his hands. It was like trying to reverse the time space continuum or something. then i opened my front door and like... face pushed him out LOL. it was extra weird.

not as weird as the Tracy Morgan/Sweeny Todd dream. NOTHING. tops that. NOTHING.

Today will be a good day. It's my niece's 13th birthday. Just another excuse for me to tackle her on many occassions. :0) she gets a big head sometimes and it's my job to pop that air filled balloon haha. LOL i feel like my kids are going to be infuriated when they get upset about nonsense and i won't give two pennies about it. *shakes head* i'm going to be a cool mom though WATCH OUT.

now for random things i'm enjoying today.
I like how Windex squeaks against the window
I like my french braid on one side of my ponytail
I like my blue sweater and paisley *PAISLEY* blue flip flops
I like Starbucks cups with Sharpie instructions written on them
I like the old guy running at a molasses based pace down the street. YOU GO GLEN COCO
I like the Friday Dance on WGN news
I like the peace I feel when I know I made a decision based on what God says

LATER S8R :0) (yes. like passover.)

oh such a primadonna

So I haven't posted in a while I figure I should quickly. Not much is going on in my life. I keep applying in the hopes someone says, "Abby Mallett seems to have the perfect name to work here... And her qualifications aren't half bad either. Hire this fantastical girl on the spot."

I've watched Whitney's The Hills to the City about 80 times. At first it made me feel bad that girls my age come to L.A. with money and opportunities in hand and just get handed more opportunities. Then I became interested and watched it... 80 times.

I am knitting a shawl for a woman at church. She's my favorite. The shawl will be HUGE. It takes like the whole thing of yarn to knit one row

I am so bored though! I didn't know you needed money to NOT be bored! Not being bored requires gas! Not being bored requires train fare to tool around downtown and people watch at Argo tea! Not being bored requires money to EAT. BAH!

I watched Sweeny Todd finally last night... alone... in the dark. For someone who doesn't even like slightly creepy or suspensful movies I did pretty well! Did not anticipate the extra creepiness at the end but was not surprised either. I did enjoy the music SO MUCH... but i ended up having nightmares about Sweeny Todd and Tracey Morgan. Don't watch 30 Rock and Sweeny Todd apparently.

Well thats my lame life in a nutshell. It has its funny moments during the day but they don't translate so well a few days down the road in a blog. Here's a happy moment for you though:

Things I will buy... when I am employed!: - a pair of Uggs... why not? - dinner at Red Lobster. I quite prefer sea food to Olive Garden - a gym membership complete with trainer from Uzbekistan "YOU ARE LAZY! YOU LIFT MORE WEIGHTS!" - CD's preferably Ingrid Michaelson's newest.... ummm that's all i got! Help me think of more awesome things haha